That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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