Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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