i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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