On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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