going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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