if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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