I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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