If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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