That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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