just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Still dying that you shit outside
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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