i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
