that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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