Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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