Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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