One girl and one boy is just not enough.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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