Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
