Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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