we're blogging at a bar
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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