I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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