you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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