who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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