please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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