3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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