similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So much rum. So many feels.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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