So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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