Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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