new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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