I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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