Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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