She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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