Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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