I CAN MOONWALK!
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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