If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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