my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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