girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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