Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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