How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Mom said you looked used
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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