love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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