So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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