quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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