Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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