Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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