don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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