O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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