You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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