party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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