the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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I would ride that face into the sunset
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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