im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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