no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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