also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
accomplished twins. life is a go
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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