people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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