is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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