I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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