chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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