yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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