oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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